美女掉头搞笑视频大全

㈠ 求搞笑顺口溜 是什么什么一回头的

网上美女一回头，吓死田边一头牛。 网上美女二回头, 火车开到沟里头。
网上美女三回头，黄河长江向西流。 网上美女四回头，慧星就要撞地球。
网上美女五回头，和尚洗头用飘柔。 网上美女六回头，罗纳尔多不进球。
网上美女七回头，摊倒深圳一片楼。码辩 网上美女八回头，乔丹改打乒乓球。
网上美女九迟模缺回头，码族大庆油田不产油。 网上美女十回头，克林顿急的要跳楼

㈡ 求一个长发美女的搞笑视频

贝贝表妹昨天过生日，我带这个几个老实巴交的哥们去庆祝。酒足饭饱后跟表妹说：“看上哪个了？我帮你灌趴下？”贝贝表妹脸红红的指了指我旁边一个壮硕的汉子。这一下我懵逼了，表妹你串桌了。。。我不认识人家呀……

㈢ 求郑云搞笑视频～美女见网友嫌对方丑要自杀，里开头的第一首英文歌名

Fool Wit It - Kid Red & Chris Brown
Ya Baby I'ma fool wit it
All this money, what you gon' do wit it?
I got a lawyer for the case, girl
Just let me know if you wit it
I don't really plan for tomorrow
I just do whatever i want
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
I'm bout to act a fool wit all these bitches
I'm rollin' backwoods up i swear its my religion
And you can kick it baby under one condition
That you twerk it for a nigga like a video audition
I just wanna see you put it in reverse
Ba-back it up and mp it in a pile like some dirt
B-big booty, lil booty go to work
B-big booty, lil booty go to work
She just trynna pay her bills and get a purse
Waitin' on a check, she said it's comin' on the first
Nigga might help her i'm a victim of the thirst
Told Brown get a friend after that we disperse
L-let me get some toppy with the top off
In that rari all red like hot sauce
Stones ruby red lookin' like grapefruit
Diamonds on my lookin' clearer than some grey juice
Ya Baby I'ma fool wit it
All this money, what you gon' do wit it?
I got a lawyer for the case, girl
Just let me know if you wit it
I don't really plan for tomorrow
I just do whatever i want
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
I'm bout to act a fool wit all my niggas
I'm bout to make that pussy drunk so bring the liquor
Pussy too cold give a nigga shivers
Like a ups package know a nigga gon deliver
All this liquor got me fuckin' up my liver
Give you dick, take it back, Indian giver
Fuck a camera better get the big picture
If ya dead broke bitch I won't even deal wit ya ha
This the anthem for the [?] and my niggas
Wrappin' trap money made that quarter off of chickens
Jive ass turkeys won't make it to thanksgiving
Make that hundred million
then I take that shit back to Virginia
Monkey bidness man that shit just so bananas
Lamborghini white and black, call that shit a panda
Call game, excuse me where my fuckin' manners
My dick'll have her smilin' like a fuckin' jack-o-lantern
Bitches say they need that white girl or that hannah montana
I keep shittin' on these niggas like I poo-pooed in a pamper
Oh shit I'm dodgin' police and the cameras
Watch me Instagram that bitch, i bet that ho a dancer
Big booty wit a super flat stomach
I tried to fuck that bitch but she start askin' for the money
She says that she’s been fucking with me since I made run in
Who the hell you think I am a mofuckin' mmy?
Ya Baby I'ma fool wit it
All this money, what you gon' do wit it?
I got a lawyer for the case, girl
Just let me know if you wit it
I don't really plan for tomorrow
I just do whatever i want
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
Ok, I'm the shit nigga fuck a nomination
Give yo bitch the dick I don't need no conversation
Watch me whip it, watch me whip it like a fuckin' dominatrix
Best not waist my time ho, I'm all out of patience
I got money ballin' ye high
Ballin' like I'm 8 high
Roll another swisher bitch you know a nigga stay high
Eat that pussy up, beat it up, are you fuckin' kitten
Put that dick up in your life, I'm fuckin' up your kidneys
I'm spendin' that paper she gettin' that money she ready to go
Fuckin' wit all of them models,
I'm popin' that bottle, she swallow
I'm checkin' her throat
I want a freak she went to me
Stuck in her Intagram likin' her posts
She in the pink, i'm in the mink
I pull it out watch her take off her clothes
I'm bout to make a song for all the strippers
Already bought artillery for all my niggas
And for you lyin' hoes quit the Robin Givens
Call it murder when I tour I make a mofuckin' killin'!
Ya Baby I'ma fool wit it
All this money, what you gon' do wit it?
I got a lawyer for the case, girl
Just let me know if you wit it
I don't really plan for tomorrow
I just do whatever i want
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it
You're damn right i'ma act a fool wit it

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㈤ 保时捷女司机说自己很后悔，害惨了丈夫的她，后悔还有用吗

后悔没亩拍友有用，自己当初大放厥词的时候怎么没想想，没过脑子。2019年7月30日，驾驶保时捷车的女司机李某在重庆渝北区龙盛街口斑马线掉头时，与驾驶奇瑞汽车的男司机杨某发生争吵。争吵过程中，保时捷女动手扇了杨某耳光，又被杨某回打了耳光。2019年8月1日，重庆市公安局召开专题会议研究处置，决定责成渝北区公安分局成立调查组进行深入调查。

2019年8月1日，渝北区公安分局党委依规对童小华作出停止执行职务、接受组织调查的决定。调查发现，童小华在担任渝北区公安分局石船派出所所长期间涉嫌其他违纪问题，经渝北区公安分局党委研究决定，免去其所长职务，对其立案调查。

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㈦ 必看视频，搞笑失误视频 看看美女都做了什么糗事

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㈧ 有个外国的美女脱了假发假牙后是个男人的搞笑视频叫什么名字

美女换衣时的惊人发现（一定要看完）
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㈨ 一个人居住的女性，怎样保护好自己

在生活中，有很多的女性是过着独居生活的，没有约束，但是现在这个社会，对独居的女性就没有那么多的善意了。

作为一个独居的女人，要学会保护自己。

1 选择认识的人一起合租
虽然现在很多人都想自己独处，不喜欢更别人住在一起，尤其是陌生人。但是，作为一个女性，自己一个人住还是有风险的，虽然说现在官方呼吁大家要选择安全性高的小区居住，但是安全性高的小区价格一定也不便宜。都是打工人，肯定也不舍得在居住上面花那么多钱，但是一个人住的话，虽然房子有的是，但是不能保证绝对的安全，所以找个自己认识的，玩的好多一起合租是最好的，这样一个人也不会觉得无聊，对于安全来说，也有所保障。

2 在陌生人来的时候，不要穿家居服
相信每个人在家里的时候，都是怎么舒服怎么来的，在家就是要放松自己，因为在上班的就已经是有压力的了，如果回家还不放飞自我的话，很多人都会觉得压抑吧。对于女人而言，回家第一件事，可能就是脱去令人不舒服的正装，换上舒适的家居服，但是，如果有陌生人来的时候，不管是送外面的还是修理东西的，都不要穿家居服，如果家里有人那还好，如果没有人那就得注意了。因为家居服多多少少会有暴露的地方，尤其就你一个人在家的时候，更容易引起歹徒的色心。所以在家的时候，有陌生人来，一定不要穿家居服。

3 摄像头是必不可少的
摄像头是一定要有的，不要在这方面省钱，摄像头可以很好的帮你监视家里的一切情况，尤其是对小偷，更是一个利器。别人如果对你起了想法，看到你家里有这么的摄像头，也会考虑下可行性，得不偿失的事坏人会避免的。而且有摄像头你也可以实时的查看自己家里的情况，总归有比无好。
独居不是错，漂亮也不是错，女人只要学会保护自己，就可以让危险降到最低，以上几个方法肯定不够完全，但是也要注意。一个人居住，可以养一条狗，既可以打发烦闷时间，又可以保护你，要说忠心，狗狗是当仁不让的，因为它们对主人是最关心的。